liuli | w3 curfew

[That's actually good, Molly, that's valid. She'll inspect his stupid medbay pod to make sure he didn't leave any of his organs or bones behind, and then will just sit tiredly.]

Don't strain yourself.

Feel great!

[Definitely not cold or corpse-like at all! His swings are very stiff. this is fine.]

This thing isn't very well balanced. Wish I'd have gotten impaled with the axe. That was much better.

An axe doesn't seem particularly aerodynamic for impaling...

Anything can impale with enough forceful decision making!

I think I'd take the club over the axe, personally, having been impaled before. Seems a bit horizontal for my liking.

[ don't talk about this casually ]

Did not enjoy the glaive, and I did seem to survive the club, so these are only improving for me!

But if we're going to start a trend of getting to keep the weapon after, then I think next time I would like a new sword. Something silver to match my gold one.

[DONT TALK ABOUT THIS SO CASUALLY]

I think, from now on, the only thing you'll be impaled by is -

[ . . . ]

Well. You know.

[

bad ]

[he laughs REAL hard and it is incredibly wheezy and it also kind of hurts but jesus fantasy christ

putting the club behind his neck and hanging his hands off of it.]

. . . That was terrible!

Stop laughing, you'll upset your hole.

[ just makes it worse ]

[Meanwhile, as this is happening, she is crawling into one of the med bay pods to die. Just closing it over herself. Goodbye.]

Seems she wasn't joking about being ill if we did that in front of her again ...

Oops.

[ starts hitting both of them, one tiny fist each ]

Do you want the club? You're going to have to push hard.

I want you guys to stop making bad sex jokes!

I've had a long hard shafting today, I think I'm allowed to blow off some steam here, aren't I?

[ snickering like an asshole ]

[they should be mad but honestly dick jokes are always funny so pffft]

[Popping out of her coffin like fucking dracula.]

Ew.

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[H-honestly, once she's done being dramatic in the coffin and has put this important medical tool she's using for a bit back together carefully.]

Oh - it's fine. They're only being stupid.

That is something we're incredibly good at, aside from being funny and charming.

Still, I don't want to hear them talk about their... you know!

[ dicks ]

I'm getting the strangest sense of deja vu...

Edited (that was funnier) 2021-03-05 03:04 (UTC)

Then stop being stupid, Zixi!!

[ SHE'S UPSET, OKAY :( ]

[ hey!!! ]

Alright, alright, I'm sorry. I'm not the injured one this time, you know. I've got full function. [ as he lifts his hands and wiggles his fingers. look at that! ten working fingers. no bones. ]

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