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manipulate marquis malewife (
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w3 curfew
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liuli
2021-03-05 02:18 am (UTC)
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I think, from now on, the only thing you'll be impaled by is -
[ . . . ]
Well. You know.
[
bad ]
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headmt
2021-03-05 02:26 am (UTC)
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[
he laughs REAL hard and it is incredibly wheezy and it also kind of hurts but jesus fantasy christ
putting the club behind his neck and hanging his hands off of it.
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. . . That was terrible!
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liuli
2021-03-05 02:27 am (UTC)
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Stop laughing, you'll upset your hole.
[ just makes it worse ]
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bonetiddies
2021-03-05 02:32 am (UTC)
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[Meanwhile, as this is happening, she is crawling into one of the med bay pods to
die
. Just closing it over herself. Goodbye.]
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headmt
2021-03-05 02:36 am (UTC)
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Seems she wasn't joking about being ill if we did that in front of her again ...
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liuli
2021-03-05 02:37 am (UTC)
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Oops.
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fatalattraction
2021-03-05 02:52 am (UTC)
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[ starts hitting both of them, one tiny fist each ]
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headmt
2021-03-05 02:56 am (UTC)
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Do you want the club? You're going to have to push hard.
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fatalattraction
2021-03-05 02:59 am (UTC)
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I want you guys to stop making bad sex jokes!
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headmt
2021-03-05 03:08 am (UTC)
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I've had a long hard shafting today, I think I'm allowed to blow off some steam here, aren't I?
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liuli
2021-03-05 03:11 am (UTC)
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[ snickering like an asshole ]
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probe
2021-03-05 03:14 am (UTC)
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[they should be mad but honestly dick jokes are always funny so pffft]
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bonetiddies
2021-03-05 03:16 am (UTC)
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[Popping out of her coffin like fucking dracula.]
Ew.
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headmt
2021-03-05 03:17 am (UTC)
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That one's almost as good as the one that got me drowned!
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bonetiddies
2021-03-05 03:17 am (UTC)
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[H-honestly, once she's done being dramatic in the coffin and has put this important medical tool she's using for a bit back together carefully.]
Oh - it's fine. They're only being stupid.
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liuli
2021-03-05 03:20 am (UTC)
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That is something we're
incredibly
good at, aside from being funny and charming.
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fatalattraction
2021-03-05 05:56 am (UTC)
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Still, I don't want to hear them talk about their... you know!
[ dicks ]
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liuli
2021-03-05 03:04 am (UTC)
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I'm getting the strangest sense of deja vu...
Edited (that was funnier)
2021-03-05 03:04 (UTC)
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fatalattraction
2021-03-05 05:54 am (UTC)
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Then stop being stupid, Zixi!!
[ SHE'S UPSET, OKAY :( ]
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liuli
2021-03-05 05:50 pm (UTC)
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[ hey!!! ]
Alright, alright, I'm sorry. I'm not the injured one this time, you know. I've got full function.
[ as he lifts his hands and wiggles his fingers. look at that! ten working fingers. no bones. ]
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fatalattraction
2021-03-05 09:01 pm (UTC)
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Well, okay, not
this time
, but... what the heck are you guys doing to get so hurt?
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Well. You know.
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putting the club behind his neck and hanging his hands off of it.]
. . . That was terrible!
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Ew.
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Oh - it's fine. They're only being stupid.
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[ dicks ]
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[ SHE'S UPSET, OKAY :( ]
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Alright, alright, I'm sorry. I'm not the injured one this time, you know. I've got full function. [ as he lifts his hands and wiggles his fingers. look at that! ten working fingers. no bones. ]
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