please don't bully him back into the pods he's now feeling well enough that it's very much just like trying to get a cat into the carrier to take to the vet theres a lot of yowling and gripping the sides
so he's probably fine for now
instead he's just taking test swings with the half of golf club that was pulled out of him earlier]
[That's actually good, Molly, that's valid. She'll inspect his stupid medbay pod to make sure he didn't leave any of his organs or bones behind, and then will just sit tiredly.]
Did not enjoy the glaive, and I did seem to survive the club, so these are only improving for me!
But if we're going to start a trend of getting to keep the weapon after, then I think next time I would like a new sword. Something silver to match my gold one.
Well-- it is now? But, uh, if you don't wanna test that on anyone here, maybe let's not. We're all gonna be in such shit if anyone walks out of here bleeding, me and Wrath are probably technically supposed to supervise.
[ proud of your golf club, molly, and if he's behaving this way then law won't stop him. sure that both of them have had their fill of dramatics and the like.
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please don't bully him back into the pods he's now feeling well enough that it's very much just like trying to get a cat into the carrier to take to the vet theres a lot of yowling and gripping the sides
so he's probably fine for now
instead he's just taking test swings with the half of golf club that was pulled out of him earlier]
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Don't strain yourself.
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[Definitely not cold or corpse-like at all! His swings are very stiff. this is fine.]
This thing isn't very well balanced. Wish I'd have gotten impaled with the axe. That was much better.
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[ don't talk about this casually ]
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But if we're going to start a trend of getting to keep the weapon after, then I think next time I would like a new sword. Something silver to match my gold one.
[DONT TALK ABOUT THIS SO CASUALLY]
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[ . . . ]
Well. You know.
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No, no, that'd turn it into a two-handed weapon. I like one in each.
[Doing another swing but
he accidentally lets go of it with his stiff and it rockets off to the other side of the room - banging into the one of the pods.]
Oops!
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[She'll go get him his stupid golf toy for babies I guess!]
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[holding out his hands for it?]
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It wasn't a suggestion, it was a threat.
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or like. make a motion to knight her. it's probably not official.]
There's no voting tomorrow, Harrow. It's Thursday.
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[he's like, half concerned and half laughing, he's already tipsy, what do you want from him.]
You're gonna give someone a concussion that way.
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[not exactly. But he stops swinging to just inspect the end of it.]
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....Wrath is, anyway, I am taking a night off.
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probably. ]
Good to see you in better health.
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What's the saying? Only one way up from grave bottom.
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Hopefully you'll stay afloat the rest of time we're all here. The less crowded this place is every week the better.
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Stupid Mol-mol! What were you thinking?
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Honestly, a decent enough question.
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