That's precisely it. First off, the fact that we're all forced to be nice to each other is absurd. I'll be nice how I want to be. Secondly, all of these RIDICULOUS curses are making me nauseous. I think I could keep going.
I KNOW. And what's with those STUPID tasks we do every other week? We kept getting snakes from OTHER GROUPS? And for what, to get some magic power that are just stupid curses??? Why do we even bother??? None of them are fun or make sense and something is always going wrong!!!
The ONLY thing about ours that was even remotely good was that I got to swear at a bird. That's it. The rest of it was just useless. Painting. Why are we painting? Is this supposed to be stress relief? I'll shove a paintbrush up someone's nose and call that indulging!
[ this is so funny they're just validating each other ]
I COULDN'T EVEN GET A PAINTBRUSH. All our stuff was locked in a chest and if you didn't open it in a stupid special way it made us baby talk? I don't even WANT to make a stupid ugly carpet in the first place, nothing about this is indulgence, and some stupid ceiling old men were MOCKING US the whole time? If I ever find out who's making us do these things I'm going to make them eat that carpet thread by thread!!!
Stupid old ceiling men? That's ridiculous. Why is everything about this place so utterly ridiculous all the time. We all couldn't hear each other. Completely deaf for no godforsaken reason.
Don't even get me started on everyone being cursed this week, either! I'm so tired of being nice! Fuck!
Oh because there's nothing more useful than suddenly LOSING YOUR HEARING for no reason, that's cool. Ugh.
It's not even real nice either! You can still make fun of people behind their backs! It's just messing with our heads so we can't say something outright mean. What's the point? We all know what we mean!!
Don't I know it. We're forced to team up in these ridiculous farces and then limited in our ability to work together in the most idiotic way possible.
Yes! Precisely! If I say I'm sick of watching White and Molly shove their tongues down each others throats, why can't I just say so in public?! Scathingly! I'm rather good at telling people to fuck off and now I have to be kind to them, instead?! What the hell is indulgent about us being nice to each other. A good insult is indulgent!
Yes! And don't get me started on that curse! Molly spent half the time staring longingly as White while they threw SNAKES at us, and it's going to last for HOW many more days now? It's not funny! It's weird and gross and it's messing with their minds, which this place does to us ALL THE TIME. It's messed up! We're already murdering each other, we don't need the bonus trauma!!
Tell me about it. They're both going to be so upset, Molly's already upset, he just can't even show it because someone cursed him into making cow eyes at White! And I went to go see if anyone could do anything about it, and do you know what I got to hear? Well, they're getting along, isn't that nice? WE'RE ALL GETTING ALONG THIS WEEK.
I miss living in a world where you couldn't just curse people to fall in love with each other with magic powers. Why is this normal?!
who even SAYS that, "they're getting along"? They can get along without shoving their tongue down each other's throats.
And it's not!! None of it is normal but it keeps happening and it's all weird? All of these powers are messed up!! Unfunny jokes or hey cool this will help me murder! Can we stop murdering each other already??
Can we PLEASE desist with the murdering of each other. Especially in weird ways with bizarre evidence. Clown shoes. Grace, there were clown shoes. Gigantic hands. Cacti. We thought someone might have been eaten.
I KNOW. Our most normal murder involved a MURDER CLOWN, Gu Yun. Who may or may not have poisoned his ex-lover because we just HAD A MURDER CLOWN PRIEST HANGING AROUND OR WHATEVER.
Who even lets someone who looks like that become a priest? What, did Douman sidle up to whatever church leader and go "hire me, my nails look awful and I've probably killed people and also my hair is part plant but I really love praying"?
Everyone acted like I was nuts for checking mouths but THEY'RE the ones who brought up the whole "maybe Kaz is a toblerone" and then we have a whole GLUTTONY thing and POSSIBLY dead bodies being "consumed" so now I'm constantly thinking about cannibalism! Why am I always thinking about cannibalism Gu Yun!!!! We don't eat people on the train!!!! I have to fetch food for thirty kids or so and I've never even once had to think about eating people or even the train denizens who are like, actual chickens or something!!!!
I would personally like the word "cannibalism" wiped from my vocabulary. If I ever have to even think about it in a sense relevant to my life whenever we're finished with this place again, I will lose my mind.
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Whoever thought eating people was a good way to be indulgent deserves to be hung by their britches in a snowstorm Including the clown priest Especially him I don't really care if he's already dead
We're running out of messages. Damn it. That's annoying too. What's the point of instant communication if it has a limit.
[ he like has to resist the urge to yeet his phone when they hit the text limit so
YEAH. he's heading to the kitchen!! spotting grace, gu yun gives her a little sup nod. his partner in complaining crime. ] Worthless technology is precisely why I never bothered joining the Ling Shu Institute.
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First off, the fact that we're all forced to be nice to each other is absurd. I'll be nice how I want to be. Secondly, all of these RIDICULOUS curses are making me nauseous.
I think I could keep going.
I just want to drink. And complain.
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The ONLY thing about ours that was even remotely good was that I got to swear at a bird. That's it. The rest of it was just useless. Painting. Why are we painting? Is this supposed to be stress relief? I'll shove a paintbrush up someone's nose and call that indulging!
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I COULDN'T EVEN GET A PAINTBRUSH. All our stuff was locked in a chest and if you didn't open it in a stupid special way it made us baby talk? I don't even WANT to make a stupid ugly carpet in the first place, nothing about this is indulgence, and some stupid ceiling old men were MOCKING US the whole time? If I ever find out who's making us do these things I'm going to make them eat that carpet thread by thread!!!
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Stupid old ceiling men? That's ridiculous. Why is everything about this place so utterly ridiculous all the time. We all couldn't hear each other. Completely deaf for no godforsaken reason.
Don't even get me started on everyone being cursed this week, either! I'm so tired of being nice! Fuck!
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It's not even real nice either! You can still make fun of people behind their backs! It's just messing with our heads so we can't say something outright mean. What's the point? We all know what we mean!!
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We're forced to team up in these ridiculous farces and then limited in our ability to work together in the most idiotic way possible.
Yes! Precisely! If I say I'm sick of watching White and Molly shove their tongues down each others throats, why can't I just say so in public?! Scathingly! I'm rather good at telling people to fuck off and now I have to be kind to them, instead?! What the hell is indulgent about us being nice to each other. A good insult is indulgent!
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I miss living in a world where you couldn't just curse people to fall in love with each other with magic powers. Why is this normal?!
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And it's not!! None of it is normal but it keeps happening and it's all weird? All of these powers are messed up!! Unfunny jokes or hey cool this will help me murder! Can we stop murdering each other already??
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Especially in weird ways with bizarre evidence.
Clown shoes. Grace, there were clown shoes. Gigantic hands. Cacti. We thought someone might have been eaten.
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This one was just an ass clown.
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I truly despise the fact that I wouldn't have even thought something like that a remote possibility until I showed up to this place.
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But here! My life is a nightmare!!
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Whoever thought eating people was a good way to be indulgent deserves to be hung by their britches in a snowstorm
Including the clown priest
Especially him
I don't really care if he's already dead
We're running out of messages. Damn it. That's annoying too. What's the point of instant communication if it has a limit.
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meet me in the kitchen I refuse to be stopped by this worthless technology
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YEAH. he's heading to the kitchen!! spotting grace, gu yun gives her a little sup nod. his partner in complaining crime. ] Worthless technology is precisely why I never bothered joining the Ling Shu Institute.
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