[ well! it seems he doesn't notice, instead stirring whatever's in his bowl, and looking through what looks like the paper copy of the FAQ. maybe you can sneak by, white?
maybe?? maybe you're safe??? the vending machine's right there. ]
he looks back over his shoulder, an impossibly smug grin on his face. he's not laughing yet but you can see it in every fiber of his expression. lololol ]
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BUT WHEN HE SEES GU YUN AND RECOGNIZES HIS STUPID FACE HE SURE FREEZES UP AND LOOKS AWAY AAAAAAAAAAAH WHY IS HE HERE]
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maybe?? maybe you're safe??? the vending machine's right there. ]
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Oh, Emperor. Could you pass me a napkin?
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he looks back over his shoulder, an impossibly smug grin on his face. he's not laughing yet but you can see it in every fiber of his expression. lololol ]
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[furiously starts pressing buttons on the vending machine!!]
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Shut up!!
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Did you think at all through what were you saying, or was that improvisation? You should really work on your follow through!
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[ batting his eyelashes: ] Won't it ~ ?
[ why did that sound so suggestive ]
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and then he just looks away? and sticks his finger in his ear, as if he's cleaning it out. ]
Hm?
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very, very slowly
and reaches up to put his hand by his ear. ?? hm ? ]
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he doesn't even flinch unfortunately, just sits back in his chair and somehow manages to look smug and fake innocent at the same time? terrible ]
My hearing's not as good as it used to be - you'll have to forgive me.
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