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[liuli]

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weekend 0, saturday

[liuli]

[ you ever get the feeling that someone's just staring at you? or maybe avoiding you?

gu yun does. anyway on this fine saturday evening, he's in the kitchen, sitting a table, minding his business and eating a snack, it looks like. sure looks like the guy from the contacts page, anyway!

hope you didn't want to also get something to eat. he does seem pretty engrossed in looking at his meal, though so maybe you're in the clear... ]

[enfangs]

[white's just here to use the vending machine, because he will never cook food for himself ever.

BUT WHEN HE SEES GU YUN AND RECOGNIZES HIS STUPID FACE HE SURE FREEZES UP AND LOOKS AWAY AAAAAAAAAAAH WHY IS HE HERE]

[liuli]

[ well! it seems he doesn't notice, instead stirring whatever's in his bowl, and looking through what looks like the paper copy of the FAQ. maybe you can sneak by, white?

maybe?? maybe you're safe??? the vending machine's right there. ]

[enfangs]

[sliding over to the machine... he hungry...]

[liuli]

[ gu yun licks his finger and turns a page, and just as white gets passed him and safely to the machine: ]

Oh, Emperor. Could you pass me a napkin?

[enfangs]

[JUMPS AND SCREAMS IN SHOCK]

[liuli]

[ oh good his bullshit guess was right!!

he looks back over his shoulder, an impossibly smug grin on his face. he's not laughing yet but you can see it in every fiber of his expression. lololol ]

[enfangs]

I-I don't know what you mean!

[furiously starts pressing buttons on the vending machine!!]

[liuli]

Oh, right, right. Maybe I'm just mistaken... [ he says, in a way that says i am not wrong, ] That's Molly, isn't it?

[enfangs]

Yeah! [a beat.] —Wait, shit!

[liuli]

[ okay NOW he cracks up laughing ]

[enfangs]

[AAAAAAAAAAAH]

Shut up!!

[liuli]

[ he's just like. cackling. honestly. ]

Did you think at all through what were you saying, or was that improvisation? You should really work on your follow through!

[enfangs]

I don't know what you're talking about!

[liuli]

Oh, of course not. It'll be our little secret...


[ batting his eyelashes: ] Won't it ~ ?

[ why did that sound so suggestive ]

[enfangs]

[SLAMS MORE VENDING MACHINE BUTTONS]

[liuli]

[ while he's smacking the vending machine ] Unless you'd rather cavort around in public? Goodness! How shameless.

[enfangs]

I didn't say anything! What the hell are you even saying!?

[liuli]

[ a beat

and then he just looks away? and sticks his finger in his ear, as if he's cleaning it out. ]

Hm?

[enfangs]

YOU ASSHOLE!!

weekend 0, saturday

[liuli]

Boo!!! 😈 👻
You've been haunted. 👻

[enfangs]

wh

[liuli]

You're cursed!
You will soon be allergic to all the food in the vending machine in the kitchen
unless you exorcise the ghost.

[enfangs]

who the fuck is this

[white does not have the decency to even remember gu yun's username unfortunately]

[liuli]

[ good ]

I can't remember who I am... the curse is taking me over...
First I couldn't eat and it seemed so easy to get around...
And then... I started to turn invisible as my soul left my body and headed for the heavenly realm.......
I'm going into the light and so too will you 👻
unless you follow my instructions to save yourself