liuli | pc catchall | 7rings | WEEK FIVE CURFEW

[ four things happen in quick succession when the doors lock. the first is that gu yun starts to stand up from wherever he's sitting.

the second is that the staticy weirdness means he gets shocked when he puts his hand on the closest massage table.

the third is that getting shocked suddenly startles him, so he jumps, foot landing in a bit of splashed water that he couldn't see --

-- and the fourth is that this happens when he takes a step forward, so he just immediately fucking eats it and faceplants.

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Edited 2021-03-19 00:14 (UTC)

Eat shit.

[lol]

[ flips him off from the ground ]

Just for that, I'm not helping you up!

[Still coming over to help him up.]

[ thanks bud

anyway everyone in this room knows how fucking blind he actually is so i don't have to hide it in meta! he will willingly let molly help him up, rubbing his nose. ]

Staticky, seems to be the problem. Ugh, that's going to leave a bruise.

Excellent job, detective, now sit the fuck now for a bit.

[Brushing his front off and pushing him to just. Sit and relax somewhere?]

In case you decide to bruise yourself more on a murder night, do let us know.

[ he will sit. relax is not easy but take him over to the massage table because a ghost massage actually sounds sort of nice. ]

You'll have to do a full inventory of me tomorrow!

[Shocking him with his fingers to do it? Rude. Like a cattle prod.]

I'll be sure to pencil it in.

[ SQUAWKS

he's immediately going to try and return the favor and shock him right in that tiddy window like a mature grownup would do ]

[his tits!!!!!!!!]

Hey, watch those, they're sensitive!

Oh, I am aware.

[ waggles eyebrows ]

[Whispering to herself.]

Why didn't I go with Sheila and Sasazuka. . .

[f

She doesn't look up from where she's sipping a tea on one of the massage beds.]

[oh bye

sniff.]

Don't drown, babe.

[ ow his NOSE

he just kind of stays there for a second, before slowly just. rolling back over on his back. dignity, lost. ]

I was trying to see if I could figure out what the effect was.

[ just like stop trying to see in general probably? he figured it out, though!! ]

[they giggle a little before crouching down next to him and resting a hand on his shoulder.]

Up. I have you. [they'll be nice!!!]

[ alright, alright... he's getting up.... ]

Suppose that's what I get for getting up.

[they carefully wrap an arm around his waist and help him walk wherever? don't fall again, dingus.

also they static shock him.]

[ he's being corralled to go sit anyway!!!!! huff

though he yelps when he gets shocked, actually, because sensitive baby. ] Ah! This is a new one. I'm used to the heat.

Ow!

[i can't get over the little toof in that icon] Ugh. Stop, I hate when the rooms get like this. Unless I'm just extra sparky today.

It's not just you. [ considering... that's why he ate it...... ]

Do you think the ghost hands would cause the same problem? What are the ghost hands? Do you know?

[they weren't paying attention and just figured he fell on his face because he can't see shit.]

Eh. They're harmless, don't worry about them.

[ both of those things were correct but that's besides the point ]

Apparently, harm is the exact opposite of what they cause, if the rumors I've heard are true...

[ waggles eyebrows ]

[snortlaugh]

Normally I'd take that as a challenge, but uh, the company that we are with does not allow for competitive handjobs.

[stop]

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liuli - 2021-03-19 01:17 (UTC) - Expand

[Shrugs.]

It's alright. Kind of weird, actually. The whole disembodied thing kind of messes with you.

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