[ it should probably be a little worrying how easily he fits into women's hanfu? that's fine
he will take it as offered, though, winking at shi qingxuan when she gets close, but letting her do up all the ties if she'd like! might as well, right. ]
You can tell this is yours - it smells good. [ as befitting of a lady... ]
[she hums a little as she gets him all dressed up, taking care to tie off the robes and tuck them in a bit so he's not tripping over them since ming yi is so fucking tall.]
[ as qingxuan is finishing up, gu yun reaches for a hair tie on his wrist, moving to pull his long hair up into a high ponytail, much like ming yi's. he has to fiddle a bit, pulling out the pin holding the back strands of his hair away from his face and tucking it back into the hair ribbon after, but. if he's going to be a martial god, he might as well wear his hair like he does when he fights, to really complete the part!
when she's all finished, he strikes a pose. statuesque. yes. being a ham. yes. ]
Well, I'll confess, meimei - I've never made an offering at a temple in my life. [ ever. literally ever. ] So I don't know much about it. Perhaps you could educate me on what might make a proper substitute?
gu yun's just vibing when she gets back, sitting on the bed and messing around with his phone! he didn't actually expect qingxuan to go get something... please... ]
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wait. phrasing.
her cheeks flush a deep red and she immediately unfolds her fan to hide her face behind it.]
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blood in the water. gu yun leans in, grinning, milking this immediately. ]
Oh? Meimei, have you brought me here just to have me strip for you? How bold.
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Ahahaha, no, I assure you, that wasn't my intention...!
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[ fufufu ]
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- but that really wasn't my intention for asking you here!
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Of course, of course. Whatever you say, meimei. [ fufu. alright, he is going to actually start taking off some of his robes now. so many layers... ]
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but once he's stripped off enough, she'll move to pick up the inner robe with the green and brings it over to help him into it!!]
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he will take it as offered, though, winking at shi qingxuan when she gets close, but letting her do up all the ties if she'd like! might as well, right. ]
You can tell this is yours - it smells good. [ as befitting of a lady... ]
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You flatter me, Gu-xiong.
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[ he holds his arms out obediently for this outer robe! ]
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[she hums a little as she gets him all dressed up, taking care to tie off the robes and tuck them in a bit so he's not tripping over them since ming yi is so fucking tall.]
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when she's all finished, he strikes a pose. statuesque. yes. being a ham. yes. ]
Well? What do you think?
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she claps her hands together, delighted.]
It suits you! Ahaha, I feel almost like I should make an offering. Too bad we don't have any incense...
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Well, I'll confess, meimei - I've never made an offering at a temple in my life. [ ever. literally ever. ] So I don't know much about it. Perhaps you could educate me on what might make a proper substitute?
[ he says this very innocently. ]
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[...]
I could go get you a snack.
[stupid.]
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Sure! If that's what you think is best. [ meimei. ]
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gu yun's just vibing when she gets back, sitting on the bed and messing around with his phone! he didn't actually expect qingxuan to go get something... please... ]
Meimei, I was kidding...
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[a beat. she holds out a little bowl of loquats to him.]
Loquat?
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[ he will gladly take that offering wow. thanks! delicious. gu yun pops it into his mouth. ]
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shit i think i may have actually cockblocked this because i can't figure out how the fuck to get them back on track]