[ ugh their bizarre creature. gu yun puts his chin in his hand. ] You know, at home, it's quite common to give a child a name before they get their actual name called a 'milk name', and the point of it is for it to be either boring or even downright insulting. You don't want to imply to a ghost or something of the like that you want the child, else it might come steal it off of your doorstep.
Meimei, Ming Yi and I thought our little creature could use a milk name - Xiaohei. Little ugly.
Tell me about it. [ says gu yun the actual parent. terrifying. it's all cultural superstition! his own milk name wasn't on the insulting end, but it wasn't exactly creative, either... ]
Isn't it just? How strange, to hear it speaking to us in that... tone. [ he's so tired of uwu speak ] I suppose those scans we found were likely of its brain, which means its been growing like this for... seven months, give or take.
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[ ugh their bizarre creature. gu yun puts his chin in his hand. ] You know, at home, it's quite common to give a child a name before they get their actual name called a 'milk name', and the point of it is for it to be either boring or even downright insulting. You don't want to imply to a ghost or something of the like that you want the child, else it might come steal it off of your doorstep.
Meimei, Ming Yi and I thought our little creature could use a milk name - Xiaohei. Little ugly.
[ lol ] It's only right.
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[Sir, is your world okay?]
Though, in this case, I find that perfectly acceptable. This kid is already fucked up.
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Isn't it just? How strange, to hear it speaking to us in that... tone. [ he's so tired of uwu speak ] I suppose those scans we found were likely of its brain, which means its been growing like this for... seven months, give or take.
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