[This thread is so fucking stupid I'm already crying
BUT. Childe's walking down the hall, frowning down at his phone like a real 23-year-old. When he senses another presence, he looks up, spots Gu Yun, and stops.
[ gu yun is in a GREAT mood this wednesday. he got to bully so many people!!! did you know so many people are scorpios? it's great!!! also it's just been kind of a great week in general so far.
spotting childe in the hallway, giving him a weird look, he. raises an eyebrow? what. why are you looking at him like that. ] Don't tell me you're suddenly taking orders too, young master?
[Wow y'all are so rude... smh... Childe's never bullied a single person and could never relate to these cruel intentions--
--no okay he just snorts.]
If I ever take orders from you, please assume I've been possessed. [He DID HIS TIME LAST WEEK and he was so hoping this week Gu Yun would have to suffer... meh... it's fine, revenge can wait. (What was that about not bullying people)
Anyway. He holds up his phone, flipping it around to show Gu Yun the new message. CONFESS OR ELSE.]
He's about to say something like "no but you would totally suggest it to annoy other people, and Wrath would go along with it because they'd think it's hilarious" but
the thought of Wrath while he's here with Gu Yun just has him stopping and making the worst fucking face as an alternative occurs to him]
--Stop dragging the rest of us into your flirting!
[HE'S JUST DECIDED, THAT'S IT, HE'S CONVINCED, THIS IS SOME WEIRD COURTSHIP RITUAL, THIS IS ALL THE KARMA OF MARIVALLO'S TAX FOREPLAY COMING BACK TO HAUNT HIM AND HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IT]
[He straightens up, looking Gu Yun directly in the eye.]
I think you're a highly reliable and capable individual, and I respect your efficiency and ability to maintain order. [Haha. Order. His own phrasing makes him pause for a second, but he soldiers on.] I also readily acknowledge the ease with which you can converse with all sorts of people. If I were stupid enough to fully trust anyone in this place, I would trust you.
[BINCH.
He hated that, for the record, even if it didn't show on his face.]
Speaking of, here's my terrible confession. I beat Sasazuka's head in in our little adventure. He came back to haunt me when we were all separated, and I told him to stop complaining, and that it was nothing personal.
anyway. he just grins, at that, pleased, and reaches out to clap him on the shoulder. ] Thanks for sharing your true feelings with me, though! Honestly, I'm quite touched.
[NOT ALL OF US ARE ALLERGIC TO SINCERITY, GU YUN!!! Some of us are just cats who cuddle people but instinctively try to fight their own reflection in a mirror.
ANYWAY. He snorts, pocketing his phone.]
Yes, I'd imagine so. If nothing else, I'm sure plenty of people will be indulging in despair because of it.
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BUT. Childe's walking down the hall, frowning down at his phone like a real 23-year-old. When he senses another presence, he looks up, spots Gu Yun, and stops.
And FROWNS DEEPER.
Hm.]
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spotting childe in the hallway, giving him a weird look, he. raises an eyebrow? what. why are you looking at him like that. ] Don't tell me you're suddenly taking orders too, young master?
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--no okay he just snorts.]
If I ever take orders from you, please assume I've been possessed. [He DID HIS TIME LAST WEEK and he was so hoping this week Gu Yun would have to suffer... meh... it's fine, revenge can wait. (What was that about not bullying people)
Anyway. He holds up his phone, flipping it around to show Gu Yun the new message. CONFESS OR ELSE.]
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that will be future gu yun's problem! today, he just laughs off the comment, and then looks at the message.
... ] Wonder whose idea that was. [ hmmmmmmmmm. ]
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[(booming voice) NOT ENOUGH MURDERERS GOT OUTED]
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[ ....maybe. ]
Not particularly specific, either. "Sincere feelings" could be anything.
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You think otherwise?
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Could be, but, if it's coming from the Avatars, it might not be so macabre.
[
don't worry about it. ]
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Don't tell me you suggested it.
[Is that what banging an Avatar gets you, huh. Is this the privilege.]
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GIVES HIM SUCH A LOOK ]
Do you think I've ever confessed sincerely to anything in my entire life.
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He's about to say something like "no but you would totally suggest it to annoy other people, and Wrath would go along with it because they'd think it's hilarious" but
the thought of Wrath while he's here with Gu Yun just has him stopping and making the worst fucking face as an alternative occurs to him]
--Stop dragging the rest of us into your flirting!
[WOW SUDDENLY HE HATES THIS EVEN MORE]
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[ SHAKES PHONE AT HIM????? ] Why do you still think this is my fault! [ HOW WELL CONNECTED DO YOU THINK HE IS ??? ]
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[HE'S JUST DECIDED, THAT'S IT, HE'S CONVINCED, THIS IS SOME WEIRD COURTSHIP RITUAL, THIS IS ALL THE KARMA OF MARIVALLO'S TAX FOREPLAY COMING BACK TO HAUNT HIM AND HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IT]
It's only fair that you have to do it too.
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anyway, ] --I haven't done it yet, I'm planning on it. Have you?
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I think you're a highly reliable and capable individual, and I respect your efficiency and ability to maintain order. [Haha. Order. His own phrasing makes him pause for a second, but he soldiers on.] I also readily acknowledge the ease with which you can converse with all sorts of people. If I were stupid enough to fully trust anyone in this place, I would trust you.
[BINCH.
He hated that, for the record, even if it didn't show on his face.]
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Feel like you need to brush your teeth now?
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[He's joking
probably]
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[ a beat, and then, very easily - ]
Speaking of, here's my terrible confession. I beat Sasazuka's head in in our little adventure. He came back to haunt me when we were all separated, and I told him to stop complaining, and that it was nothing personal.
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I can't believe you took the easy way out.
[Wow can't believe gu yun is too chicken to talk about his feelings smh rip surely this won't be a reoccurring theme in his life for years to come]
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anyway. he just grins, at that, pleased, and reaches out to clap him on the shoulder. ] Thanks for sharing your true feelings with me, though! Honestly, I'm quite touched.
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No you're not. [He bats Gu Yun's hand away. Maybe calling him a cat really was an apt comparison after all.] Being honest isn't that difficult anyway.
[It's just Gu Yun, specifically, who does not deserve to hear it,]
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[ and no omission today! wow it's good to win victories. fufu. this thread is so stupid. ]
I suppose us all confessing things to each other of some sort does make for entertainment value.
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[NOT ALL OF US ARE ALLERGIC TO SINCERITY, GU YUN!!! Some of us are just cats who cuddle people but instinctively try to fight their own reflection in a mirror.
ANYWAY. He snorts, pocketing his phone.]
Yes, I'd imagine so. If nothing else, I'm sure plenty of people will be indulging in despair because of it.