Insulting Wrath would've been a stupid way to go, but... ["but he isn't that smart lmao" is left unsaid. How novel it is to not be at the top of the collective hit list. Going back home is going to be a very strange experience.
Gu Yun in the obstacle course though... the idea has him laughing, because he's a jerk. Terrible.]
I'll hold you to it! But I'm hardly worried. In some ways, you don't disappoint.
But, he'll likely go in a stupid way. [ HE will say it it's fine.
gu yun reclines backwards though, laughing to himself, too, clearly not offended. ] I think I could easily say the same for you, though, so thanks. If it's you in there, try not to die, would you? I already thought I was going to have to defend your wax burns in public, and that was enough for me.
[ this is why no one would lie for him either, probably ]
Ah, I'm touched! [He says that, knowing perfectly well Gu Yun probably would've spun it in a way to make him look stupid in the process. FUCKING IDIOTS.] But you needn't have worried. If nothing else, I'm certain Wrath would've been delighted to stop by and embarrass me in public for a few minutes.
[He says that as if he actually gets embarrassed like. Ever.]
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Gu Yun in the obstacle course though... the idea has him laughing, because he's a jerk. Terrible.]
I'll hold you to it! But I'm hardly worried. In some ways, you don't disappoint.
[lmao
(Childe this is why people won't lie for you)]
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gu yun reclines backwards though, laughing to himself, too, clearly not offended. ] I think I could easily say the same for you, though, so thanks. If it's you in there, try not to die, would you? I already thought I was going to have to defend your wax burns in public, and that was enough for me.
[ this is why no one would lie for him either, probably ]
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Ah, I'm touched! [He says that, knowing perfectly well Gu Yun probably would've spun it in a way to make him look stupid in the process. FUCKING IDIOTS.] But you needn't have worried. If nothing else, I'm certain Wrath would've been delighted to stop by and embarrass me in public for a few minutes.
[He says that as if he actually gets embarrassed like. Ever.]
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They were watching, after all. I hope they felt well defended.
[ considering the wrath stan squad. ]
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Their collection of favorites is coming along nicely, I see.