Hm? I don't know what you like. But it you're paralyzed...
[She moves closer to the machine and just slams her hand on whatever option is closest. Hopefully it's not something hideous! She's helping.]
There.
[She moves closer to the machine and just slams her hand on whatever option is closest. Hopefully it's not something hideous! She's helping.]
There.
[As she watches this happen:]
Oh, I've heard those are good. Of course, I'd never eat them, they're way too fattening for a girl like me.
Oh, I've heard those are good. Of course, I'd never eat them, they're way too fattening for a girl like me.
[Lightly:]
Aren't you a man?
[A muffin comes out.]
Aren't you a man?
[A muffin comes out.]
[A bowl of roasted carrots comes out.]
Oh, those are good...
[god she loves food]
Oh, those are good...
[god she loves food]
Ah, bad taste! How unfortunate.
[She's taking these carrots, thanks. She nods, though!]
And you're Gu Yun, the military leader. [...] Ah, speaking of those profiles, when it says daddy issues... Does that mean you just don't get along with your father? I've never heard that term before.
[She's taking these carrots, thanks. She nods, though!]
And you're Gu Yun, the military leader. [...] Ah, speaking of those profiles, when it says daddy issues... Does that mean you just don't get along with your father? I've never heard that term before.
[She eats a carrot.]
Ah... That sounds complicated.
Ah... That sounds complicated.
[Juicy! Her gossip... She takes a seat.]
Oh? Do you have two fathers?
Oh? Do you have two fathers?
[She does not know the heavy and cursed connotations of the word daddy, so she just nods along. It's better for everyone.]
Oh! Do you cause him or her a lot of issues, then?
Oh! Do you cause him or her a lot of issues, then?
Fifteen? Oh, right...
[She looks briefly puzzled by the age before she remembers that all of them are babies according to the profiles. Wild.]
So, younger than even the youngest people here?
[Just so she can get a vantage point.]
[She looks briefly puzzled by the age before she remembers that all of them are babies according to the profiles. Wild.]
So, younger than even the youngest people here?
[Just so she can get a vantage point.]
Honestly, all of your ages seem odd to me in the first place...
[why is she surrounded by infants who look older than her
Anyways, she pauses.]
The last time you saw him? Do you not see him often?
[why is she surrounded by infants who look older than her
Anyways, she pauses.]
The last time you saw him? Do you not see him often?
It's just a statement! Don't overthink it.
[Normally she might ask why she has someone as his ward in that case, but that kind of situation isn't too unfamiliar to her, so.]
Is he especially strong?
[Normally she might ask why she has someone as his ward in that case, but that kind of situation isn't too unfamiliar to her, so.]
Is he especially strong?
Oh! How pathetic.
[She taps her chin.]
Well, where I come from, the most important families only adopt children with especially great skill and talent! How else would they elevate their family name?
[She taps her chin.]
Well, where I come from, the most important families only adopt children with especially great skill and talent! How else would they elevate their family name?

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